This website is a fan-made satire project and is not affiliated with Proton AG or any of its products.
All content, including the character "Quasy_Complete," is purely fictitious and intended for humorous purposes only. The posts poke fun at common software development delays and roadmap shifts, a phenomenon familiar to many tech enthusiasts.
No products were harmed, mocked maliciously, or offended in the creation of this site. Any resemblance to actual delays is purely coincidental (and perhaps a bit too accurate).
Some say Proton is coming soon but when Quasy Complete approves, you know the roadmap delayed again. We call it the beta forever edition, because every feature is not a bug, it's just ahead of its time.
The source code can soon be verified.
This version includes an Easter Egg that, if enabled, allows you to see upcoming features. For real! Not a joke. The curious ones already know where to look.